This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Today I plan on smoking as many joints as possible.. It is 10 am and I am about to begin... Many people ask why I have to smoke so much pot, I have been racking my brain for an answer.. I think it has to do with me wanting to escape reality. I do it to leave u all behind in your cold harsh reality. I found some cool pics of me on New Years I will be uploading them later today. But back to my joints... I need pot like I need air.. Smoking the mean green is the only thing that I think is keeping me from breaking free from the shackles this town has me bound with. The pot makes me really lazy so I don't fight the power. I am too much of a revolutionary to not be stoned... If I was sober all the time I would be to much of a shit disturber and probably be in jail... Pot keeps the beast inside me.. I really want to start working out...Pumping iron. IM such a little weak bitch right now. I think everyday what my career is going to be when I finally get one.. I was pondering how cool it would be to become a baby massager. You could charge out the wazzoo for an hour long baby massage. If I quit smoking pot I would workout and get huge
but fuck that
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