This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations

Friday, June 18, 2004

Fuck you fuck you fuck you. you're cool.

ok where to start... um
this one time i drank a shit load of tequila at my friend chemos house, i was fucking wasted falling down barely able to walk. So we were sitting on his front porch talking, throwing stuff at cars, you know the regular 14 yearold shit. All of a sudden a girl appears outta nowhere. i ask her to walk to pizza pizza with me. i had never met her b4 but we walked and talked and got to know eachother a long the way there. We ate our pizza and left.
we began the hike back to chemos house, walking, falling laughing.
i need a smoke really bad, so i walked up to a cabbie and asked him for one.
"fuck off u fucking punk" was his response to my request.
i took it in stride and walked into the bar to grab a pack. When i came out the girl i was with(whose name i don't remember) was being yelled at by the drunk cab driver.
i came up from behind grabbed the guy and popped him in the jaw...
i realized my mistake now... The dude was huge, i took a few steps back, he looked like a grizzly bear.
he ran at me with his arms in the air. i took another step back, he threw a punch i ducked and countered, smacking him in the eye.
ran back a few more feet as he got his footing again.
he ran at me in the same fashion as b4 i thought to myself "this is going to be 2 easy"
he swung and missed again, and i got him in the other guy..
by this time i have a huge smile on my face, and the bear looked like he was going to kill me.
this time he ran at me with fire in his eyes, ill admit that i was a bit frightened, cause i knew if he connected with a haymaker, i would be feeling some pain.
this time he swung and connected, it just barely grazed my cheek, at the same time i hit him with the hardest left hook i have ever hit anyone with. "I'd better finish him off this time" i thought to myself. So i followed with a right uppercut. He went down hard.
"DON'T U EVER FUCK WITH ME U PIECE OF SHIT" i yelled to him . i looked down at my hand and realized that his tooth was stuck in my finger. i pulled it out and threw it at him.
"o here is your tooth back fuck face"
i still have the big ass tooth scar in my finger.
the girl was a bit shocked that i kicked such a big dudes ass.
i told her it was my boxing training that really helped me.
it has been almost 8 years since that night.
we walked back to chemo's and i never saw that girl again.
this story used to make me feel like i was a super hero.
now i just feel like a bullie

killed softly at 6/18/2004 09:37:00 AM

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