This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

fuck. its so fucking hot and muggy everywhere i go.
i was in toronto today. and drank lots of beer. lots of big beer.
it was so hot the shit was going down soo smooth. the bartender hooked me up with 3 free pints. that is what i call a friend.
she said "i want to start your afternoon right" while laughing at my drunk ass.
i responded "if u see me on the news tonite its gonna be your fault"
then i continued down the street. took a sip from a leaking fire hydrant. it tasted really good.
wandered around queen street. looked at a bunch of stuff but didnt buy ne thing.
pretty bored.
got bitter from the excessive heat so i came home.
i almost got arrested today. that would have sucked. to bad pigs have the intelegence of earth worms.
eat and shit. that is basically all they are good at.
(pardon me if this is a cop reading)
but whatever. they thought that they had me this time. but. guess what. they blew it.

killed softly at 6/09/2004 12:44:00 AM

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