This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Saturday, June 05, 2004
so its 1230am. saturday morning. im so fucking bored right now.everyone is out partying and i am at home. alone.

i would trade my left nut for a vodka martini.

but i have to stay at home. and wait. wait for a call that probably isnt going to ever come.
the night has been very slow for me. i am starting to go a bit stir crazy, i think i might watch futurama. that show is always good for a laugh.
seconds turn to minutes turn to hours.
ect
ect.
im trying to think of something to do to pass the time. i might fill up my bath tub with water. and play a solo version of sink or float.

i really have nothing to do.
dont hate me because i am stuipid. i want to take my hair that i shaved off and glue it back on. but in random places. that should be good for some laughs. but just as god wanted it i dont have ne glue.

god is seriously against me today.
he looked down from heaven pointed at me and said.
"lets fuck with this guy today. he seems to happy."
and fuck he did.
if one more thing goes wrong today im going to lose it.
it all started well. me and idioteque. but there is only so much one song can do.
maybe i will watch clockwork orange. that will help me pass sometime.


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