This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations

Sunday, June 06, 2004

so yesterday i was supposted to be crowd control at my friend's lil bro's party.
they had a few kegs and this killer punch.
instead of being on crowd control, i was more like on punch control. meaning i basically drank the whole thing. why is it that i get so friggin hammed.

it was a really great time, anna was fucked. i saw shawn elise, which was very strange/sad considering i have not seen her in forever. she was like "so you have permission to talk to me now?"
then the hippie girl said "whos that bitch giving you a hard time"
"a really old friend" i told her. not wanting to get into the complicated details of shawn and I's relationship.
so i boozed there till the sun went down.
andy the brit was driving like a maniac. down the middle lane of the street pushing 200 in his mustang, i was not impressed.
then i went to sharkeys. and i was really fucked. i chugged a martini in 2 sips. saw the stripper from bad boy benny p's bday, she was with her lesbian lover, so i didnt want to disturb them. then started on shots of vodka, vermouth, and baileys all mixed into a curdled coctail.
then Dan Hi bought me a tequila shot. that was the beggining of the end.

ran into kat my good friend who had just returned from europe. we continued to do tequila.
walked to mac's milk to grab butt's and some snackage.(watching paully shore movie right now.) tried to use the pay phone to call a cab home but it was all busted and mangled. so i was like fuck. the nearest pay fone is soo far. then a cab pulled in. i went home. and passed out like no other. i didnt get good sleep on friday. so i m making up for it today.
so my neighbour left his portable phone here b4 he left for wonderland today. the thing is ringing off the hook and really pissing me off. what to do what to do.

nothin else interesting happend.

killed softly at 6/06/2004 05:40:00 PM

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