This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Saturday, July 17, 2004
today on my adventure, i met a stripper. it was fucked up, she cameoutta no where with this you look like ben afflec shit. i thought that
i had totally gone off the deep end and was halucinating.
she kept showing me her pussy and wanted me to fuck her. tried taking
off my clothing and shit like that. but i was like listen up stripper
chick, i will sit here and talk to u for a bit, but u gotta keep ur
hands off me.
i tried to get a hold of Anti for the aud blog number cause i didnt have it with me. she was talking all this crazy shit how she wanted me to come with her to get $10000 from some bank robber who raped her.
she was like we need lots of ammo, i was like ugh ok.?
she got naked and i wont lie, was really attractive, she was no more then 20 years old.
i felt really sorry for her and spend a good hour with her talking and trying to get her to calm down.
she sprayed this shit on me, stress releif shit. made me feel better.
i was worried about her, she named of like 200 pills that she needs to take, and told me she had not taken them in 2 days. i felt really sorry for her and offered her money so she could take a cab home. god strippers are fucked up.
i swear, i have a homming beacon under my skin that sends a signal to every fucked up person on the earth and draws them towards me.
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