This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Thursday, July 22, 2004
yesterday, there were cops siting across the street from my house all day.they were un-marked and poorly hidden.
i was just sitting on my front porch laughing, waiting for them to make a move. They didnt do ne thing, they just sat there doin their clickity-click, taking pictures, they tried to hide them wen they saw me comming.
the secret is with cops u just gotta be calm and cocky.
So me being the cocky fuck i am, i walked right up to their car, there were video cameras, and crazy cameras with telephoto lenses.
"i was like whats up guys" and gave them a smile.
hey if they are taking pics of me i want to look good is that a crime too?
they didnt even seem phazed that i walked right up to them. their expressions didnt change.
i was like whoa these are some serious dudes, and got a bit scared, then i realized that they have absolutly nothing on me. ha fucking pigs, come and find me now fuckers.
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