This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations

Sunday, August 22, 2004

I have never rode a horse before, but right now there is nothing i want to do more. I just want to ride away into the shadow of the night. people say i am a "fly-by-night" person. a "fly-by-nighter", if you may.( Something of a shaky or impermanent nature.), i want to "ride-by-nite". A had taken a liking to horses when one of my gfs in highschool was a rider. When we went the the CNE. we spent half the day with the horses, playing with them, feeding them, tickling their lips. We even went to this serious horse show, it was glorious. I was always a bit timmid around them since they are a mighty animal, that could snuff out my life, like it was a candle on a birthday cake. So i never had the balls to ride one. but right now, i wanna be a cowboy.
i wont wear the chaps, but i think i would look good in a 10 gallon hat. some tight blue levi's and a white t-shirt.
I dont really know how to ride a horse, but really how hard could it be, the horse does all the work anyway, just just sit on his back while he runs.
there is a horse near my house, i know i could steal it from the def old man that owns it, i would bring it back, but after i rode around on it for a few hours.
zing.

killed softly at 8/22/2004 11:57:00 PM

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