This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Monday, August 30, 2004
Last week some one called me "metro-sexual". I don't really know what the meaning to that is. Was it an insult? Or a term of endearment. im pretty sure it was an insult cause he laughed afterwards.
Then this crazy hipster spat of my friend timmah. I was like. "hey you fucking dude. Why don't you go shave that euro hair cut off your ugly mug"
then he got all lipy. So I socked him right in the temple. I fucking hate loser hipsters. They all think the are so emo, and original. But they all wear the same clothes,have the same haircut, and wear the same shoes. The girl I was with almost kicked the shit outta this hipster chick. It was a good thing that my brother from another mother/cabdriver, had pulled up, I have a feeling that if he didn't, she would have ripped that chick limb from limb. fucking mouthy drunk hipsters better stay the fuck outta my bar, or I will be seriously pissed.. Why would they be in a sports bar anyway? Don't that have some emo bar in a basemet with like candles and whatever else hipsters like?
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ill slap every hipster dude who gets in my way. I love hipster women, but hate the hipster men, I don't know if this stems from jealousy, or just a hate for people who think they are cooler then they actually are.
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