This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Friday, August 06, 2004

these are the 2 girls who tried to steal my elvis shades tonite. i was very nice to them and let them wear them, then they disapeared. i wondered around the bar looking for them and couldnt see them. then like a beam of bright godly light i saw them walk outta the bathroom. i ran up to them and tried to take back my glasses. "um who are you" they say to me. "ha ha funny, gimme back me shades" i reply unimpressed. they quickly ducked my grasp and ran by me. i followed, as they were trying to stuff them in their purse i was like, " nice try, gimme my shades" and snached that shit outta there hand like a fat kid grabs the last slice.
gsusking
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