This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations

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Wednesday, August 18, 2004


this is spick after his mexican beer bath.


what to say , what to do, bordom has seriously set in and with it comes a serious writers block.
I registered for school today. god the school is like a jail, i have not been inside any schools wall for years, 4 to be exact. It was strange, made me a bit anxious/nervous. Just the smell of the place made me want to turn around and walk out. but i didnt. i stayed, paid the lady, got my student number, and was like, "am i another brick in the wall?" she didnt find it as funny as i did.


HERE IS A FUNNY EMAIL I GOT TODAY.


On Thu, 19 Aug 2004 01:32:38 +0400, MR LUKY MUKANABE JR wrote:
>
>
> DEAR,
> My name is Mr luky Mukanabe Jr. I am the eldest son of Late
> MR John Mukanabe
> of ZIMBABWE. This might be a surprise to you on how I got
> your contact address.
> It was from the ZIMBABWE chamber of commerce.
> Consequent upon the current war against farmers in Zimbabwe
> by the supporters of President Mugabe, to claim all the white owned farms to his party members and his followers, he ordered all white farmers to surrender their farm lands to his party members and his supporters.My dad was one of the richest and well known farmers in Zimbabwe, and due to the fact that he did not support such an obnoxious and retrogressive policy of MUGABE his farm was invaded by MUGABES thugs and everything in the farm,including my dad were
> destroyed. He died in the process and all the valuables in
> the farm were looted and those they couldn?t loot, they destroyed.
> However, before his death, he had deposited with a security firm,the sum of $24m USD {twenty four million United States dollars} for safe keeping due to the heat that was turned on the opposition by MUGABE. It therefore became imperative that we had to move to South-africa, where he had deposited the money with a security company, which he declared as valuables and family treasures.
> I am therefore constrained to make this contact in order to
> seek your help in moving this fund out from the security firm. My status as an asylum seeker does not permit me to operate any account in South-africa.
> My family would be willing to offer you fifteen percent
> (15%) of the total sum for your assistance; five percent (5%) will be mapped out for all contingent expenses that may be incurred in the course of thetransaction, while Eighty
> percent (80%)will be for me and my family,which we may hope
> to reinvest in your country. Only if you would personally assure me
> that you would not sit on this money when transfered into your designated account overseas.
> We would be glad to hearing from you as soon as you receive
> this message showing your interest to offer your assistance, as time is
> not on our side.
>
> Thanks and God bless you.
> Best Regards,
> Mr luky Mukanabe Jr


gsusking response:

Do you think i am stupid dumb wad, you guys are fucking lame ass scam artists, at least you could think of a better more original scam. you have a lack of brains.
cant pull the wool over this guys eyes. eat my balls, and enjoy them.
angel


click me, click me, click me goddamnit!

killed softly at 8/18/2004 05:45:00 PM
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