This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Saturday, September 11, 2004
Dear Diary,JACKPOT.....
Tonite was pretty interesting, I sat around my house till about midnight. Then I said "fuck this. Its Friday night, im going out and partying"
So I threw on my fave shirt, some nice jeans and my rings(which I have not worn in months) and headed out the door.
The first stop was sharkeys, I went in too see Nicole for a bit. God that place is really dead once summer ends. So I said my hellos and my good-byes and headed for the door. My good friend 'The Dentman' called me up and said there was a Drum and Bass party agwan at Arnies funland. So I jumped in a cab and made a B-Line for the place.
I walk into the place to find Dentman, in his usually crazy state. I swear you can dress him up but you cant take him anywhere. He is a crazy man, always doing something to make me laugh my ass off. Tonite he was sporting a blonde wig, and an over sized foam cowboy hat. He always thinks everyone is trying to fight him, he is too paranoid sometimes.
Dj Twink rocked the house, he is from my home town, and he holds down the beats like no other... I walk in and the MC starts sending a shout out to me. I hate when they do that, makes me feel very uncomfortable. When I go out, I like to keep a low profile, my name is one that people don't forget, and when it is heard people know what's up. I must have been rushed by 20 people I have maybe met once asking me where I have been and what I have been doing. Like it is any of their business anyway.
Moo is a talented emcee. I like when he grabs the mic, and rocks the house. Just look at the guy, he is a one man party, him and his snake skin adidas'.
All these fights broke out but I played it so cool like M.J in Moonwalk. I just let it all slide right by me in a cartoon esque dust cloud.
And I swear to god, I think this girl is following me around. She is awesome though, where ever there is drum and bass she is there and so am I, she is a true soldier and I respect her nuff for that. Its almost 3:30 am and I have to wait up for the women to get home from work, she had a rough nite and is in need of some cheering up that only I can supply.
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