This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Monday, September 13, 2004
GSUSKING GETS A PHYSICAL
I walk into the doctors office. I hate medical buildings, they have
this smell to them that just makes me so nervous.
I walk up too the front desk to check in, immediately the nurse says "aha
physical eh? Take this cup pee in it, then put it on top of the
fridge"
Great I just peed b4 I left. So I in the tiny bathroom with my wang
out, trying desperately too pee. I start playing with my belly button to
electrocute my dick' this usually helps me pee, didn't work this
time. So I start drinking a bunch of water from the sink to help the
flow along. Thank god that worked. I must have been in there for 20
mins.

They then led me to the scale. I weigh 161 lbs. And stand a striking
5'9.5 tall.
Then into the office. I call it the little waiting room., although I did
not wait too long this time.
I really like my doctor, he is cool. He started with the regular doctor
questions. Does this hurt does that hurt. Can you get hard ect ect.
I told him about my knee and I am finally after 2 years, I am going to get a
MRI done.

After the questions he left the room and told me to get naked. Well not
naked but into my boxer shorts.
He returned and I was sitting on the butcher table. I joked and said
styrops made me nervous, and didn't want to have my legs in them this
time. He laughed, thank god.
He took my blood pressure and for the first time ever it was normal. He
checked my meat and 2 biscuits. Told me to cough he said I had a small
lump on the left side. But it wasn't a hernia, or anything to worry
about.
Then I asked him for a blood test. For aids, hep everything under the
rainbow. Even chlorestorol.

I am back in the waiting room, waiting obviously for the nurse to stab
my arm and steal some of my essential life liquid to see if its dirty or
clean. I know I'm clean. Its just nice to see it on paper yah know?
I hate the Muzak that they play in the waiting room. I have seriously
never hear any thing that sounds ass shit as this. It sounds like a saxaphone that is dying a painful death.

Ok so they just took a gallon of my blood. And I be dizzy.
I'm now in my favorite mob owned deli. They love me here because of my
grandfather. I walk in and eat for free. I struggled ordering
cause I was so dizzy. I don't think the men like me typing on this thing
so I'm going to stop for now.
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