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Thursday, September 23, 2004

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAWN

So last night, where to begin? I went to school and raped my presentation. I really like my class/teacher, they all seem to have a great sense of humor. I enjoyed presenting for them. After school I flew home to get ready for the night I had ahead of me.

I checked my messages and who had called me but the one Shawn Elise. It was her B-Day last night, and all her friends had stiffed her. She was downtown chilling with her sister, and wanted to see me.

So I arrive home, complete the 3 S'(shit, shower, shave) in record time, cause I left out the last S. Went to my friends Julian's house, get up the drive way when I can hear him talking about "not going out tonight"
"NOT GOING OUT TONIGHT?" I yell at him, he then goes on to tell me he is too wasted, ect. ect. It did not last too long when he saw how excited I was to go. So me Todd, Bj and Julian roll out. We get down town in good time, park the car, and start walking towards system soundbar. The line up is starting to get big, even for a wednesday night. We wait in the line, and these really really hot girls with brit accents start talking bout clockwork orange. That being my favorite movie I join their convo. I explain to them about the last chapter being banned, and them being from England its lucky that they have even seen the film, since of the ban on it there.

we finally get inside, and the sound was at the max level. My ears were ringing immediately, and still are right now. It was crisp sound though, sounded really really good, just really loud.
I immediately walk to the front of the room and start bouncing to the sounds of DJ Marcus.

Marcus' set ended a few minutes after I got there, next on the decks was Baily, a great DJ from the UK, here in Canada to throw down some serious sounds, his set was really fucking sick and made me go crazy. My phone started ringing, it was Shawn, she was calling me too tell me she was on the way. YEAH! Could this night get any better?
Shawn Elise arrived, I have not seen her in a couple of months, she looked really good I realized how much I actually missed her, and her crazy antics. She was wasted and having a shitty night, she said I was making it better but I find that hard to believe. She wouldn't come on to the dancefloor would just sit on the edge of the dance floor and watch me have a good time.

Around this time Goldie went on the turntables. For those of you who have no clue about what I am talking about. Goldie is a Drum and Bass dj and is also in the some Guy Richie films. His name is goldie for obvious reasons, he has a full gold grill, and wears so much gold jewelry its unreal. He fucking dropped the crazy tunes that made my body rock.

I don't think Demolition Man or Million Dan are ever leaving Toronto. Every where I go I run into these two. I think they must be producing some tune here with a Toronto DJ, cause they have been around for over a month.

I was getting ready to leave when Shawn Elise disappeared. If you are reading this I am sorry I left you there.

that's about it.

killed softly at 9/23/2004 11:36:00 AM

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