This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Saturday, September 25, 2004
On my way to marlers where dummy Robbie, Wally and I are going to
chaperone a party of 15 year old girls. I was all about megatouch
tonite. Now girls will just be megatouching me all nite. Nicole was at
my place for a bit and we were chillin. I'm now at the party now dubbed
jail bait. I have never seen so many drunk 15 year olds in my life. I
think its illegal for me just to be here.
I met these 2 girls they both had the same name. I stole them some beer once the keg ran on. The one with the red hair was especially good looking.
Gsuskings pick up line of the night:
'I would goto jail for you'
So now the party has ended the cops have come. That is usually my cue
to leave.
We have headed to sharkeys on the way (cue side story)
Today I was at 711 getting some penny candy and a slush. So I'm in theparking lot finishing my cig when this beauty rolls up in her X5. She unloads 2 kids outta the back and heads in the store. I start talk to my friend about how beautiful she was. And that I thought I was in love. She then begins walkin out of the 711. I quickly pick up my jaw off the ground, as she gives me a polite wave and a smile. I was on the phone and dumbfounded I wave back and nearly faint. I get into my friends car and we start driving away I was explaining to him that 'I wish I had talked to her' and 'I blew it'. Went home
thinking I would never see her again.
We pick up this young girl and she says to me. 'Hey I saw you today at
711'
Could this be the girl that had made my day earlier.
wow. Its you I reply do I know you or something"
"Yeah I'm *****"
This is a coincidence. Even though there are no coincidences are there
Lisa?
We all goto sharkys I drink my perrier and pretend to be an elitist I
buy the beauty a drink we chat for a while but she obviously found me
uninteresting. Blah its all good.
I went upstairs to talk to Nicole and run into possie this guy. I love
him he is a walking party.
As I type this story I have finally made a pilgrimage to my Megatouch
machine god in the past few days I must have pumped $100 into that thing
in the past week. My goal is have the high score in every game on the
machine. I'm slowly on my way to the top.
We left to come to wallys house where the party has turned into a e
party. I love my friends but I hate drugs. I honestly hate them.
We set up phony card piles with all our money and watches. God what a
night.
Its now 2 am.
killed softly at 9/25/2004 08:44:00 PM
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