This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
First off I want too apologize to anyone I offended with the previous post, and would also like to thank those of you that showed your support through the comments you left.
If you guys only knew the depression that swells in my soul. I wrote that post after a long weekend of partying. I was lacking sleep, and was a little pissed off at the world.
It was all truth, which is the reason why it caused so much shit. When you lie to people and tell them what they want to hear they are happy. But if you expose the truth to people, they get all mad. I try to keep a happy medium on this site, my opinion on certain issues just isn't worth the headache.
Welcome to the most boring site on the WWW.
My stomach is really fucked up today. I had a boat load of stress yesterday while I was working on my final assignment for my course. Then I was stupid enough to go and eat some "hell fire" wings at the local establishment. They did not help my ulcer as I had previously believed.
I then went and played this video game, which was more like a girls gone wild movie, then a video game. The best way to describe what I saw would be to call it : you don't know jack, with boobs.
I am a big trivia junkie so I enjoyed the game for that aspect of it.
Today I have to finish up my final assignment for class tomorrow. I know it is going to be good. I was suppost to take a 5 picture color slide sequence of me doing a chore I either hate, or love. I did it, and I did it well. As always I try to be different from the norm and push my limits. I like to be very creative, and artistic in my work. Which I hope will shine through with this assignment.
Also, in Toronto as of late, people have been messing with parks, It started last year when people were poisoning dogs, things got seriously fucked up in these past few weeks. First razor blades were found under the sand, they were shoved into a piece of wood, so when someone was jumping around in the park and fell on them, they would get fucked up. The most recent occurrence had to do with people super gluing broken glass on a kiddy slide(most parks have 2 slides, "the evil knievel" slide is most likely a crazy red tube slide that does a cork screw, for the brave kids. Then there is "the kiddy slide" usually a yellow lil slide with no slope and isn't very tall, made for a toddlers first sliding experience). 2 teenagers were charged with the last offence. What kind of sadistic fuck would do these things. What ever happened to peeing down the slide for shits and giggles. That is what I did when I was a young bored teenager.
The all time worst thing I ever did was when I was 15. I was a young, misunderstood, pot head. They had just put a new park into my neighborhood. I went to inspect the new plastic park. At first glance it seemed like an amazing place to hang out and smoke joints. Once I got stoned, I noticed the whole park was held together by Allen Key bolts. A stoner brain storm went off in my head. I ran home and checked my garage to see if I still owned my Allen Key wrench, with every size ever made. It was almost like an Allen key Swiss army knife.
I then waited till dark, called a few friends over and explained to them my idea.
We did not set out to hurt anyone. Just to fuck with their minds.
Which we accomplished.
But these kids with their glass, and razor blades have taken the shit too far.
I would slap them if I saw them.

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