This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Sunday, October 03, 2004
So we are heading to Stufenbobs rookie party. I am crashing it to take
videos and pictures of all the crazy shit they do to the rookies.
I have never really been a part of a sport time out side of school. So
all of their 'party politics' are really new to me. I am sure they are
going to be pissed at me for crashing their party, but once they are all
drunk every thing should be gravy. We(masta and I) are ment to be
rolling with six girls. We only have one with us, so are chances of
getting in are seriously diminishing by the second. Stufen is already
real pissed we are coming. But he will get over it.
Cause he knows when masta and gsusking hit a party the shit gets hype.
We should be party assistants, hired to organize and attend peoples
parties.
So we get in to the party without a problem.
The rookies all have to strip down to nothing for the boat load of
ladies that are consuming alcohol like it will be the last time they
drank.
The hormones in that basement were too much for me. I have never seen a
hornier group of people in my life. People making out everywhere, I
swear the must just ship in the sluttiest girls on the continent. Cause
I have never witnessed anything like this in my whole entire life. And
I have been around the block a few times.
Why does the dark hair get me every time? I met this really cool girl
that had an awesome smile, and a better attitude her name was Sarah but
she was funky so I bet she spelled it like Sara or something cool like
that. We both quickly decided that we were by far the coolest people at
the party. I then challenged her to a rock paper scissors tournament.
Best 2 outta 3. She won, which shows I have no RPS skill.
Some dudes came to the party with bats all pussy like. I watched
through the fence and laughed. It was a great night.
Its about 2 am and we are heading back to mastas house. We sit around and listen to
music for a while then pop in Private Parts at 5 am.
God its now 11 am stuffenbob and Lucas just came in. They are still
wasted and covered in marker.
Now i am going to bed.
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