This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
The above picture, and video are of my friend Mr. Biddell in Hawaii. That guy is so crazy, he is always looking for a cliff face to do a backflip off of.
He is traveling the world, but only left a week ago, I hope he don't break his neck doing flips before he gets to Europe.
every morning I wake up to dawsons creek playing their melodramatic theme music in my ear. It makes me wake up emo. But then I go into the basement to have a smoke, and I read the newspaper. That snaps me back into reality.
Fucking Dawson, and Joey. With all their problems teens are suppost to relate too. Yeah I really relate to those rich punks, who basically never goto school or work. I loathe them for their creek. I used to have a creek, and if I still had it I would call it Angelo's creek, and I would get some lesbian rockstar to sing me a lil theme song. Though cartman's rendition of the dawson's creek song is amazing:
"I don't wanna wait for my trapper keeper to be over..."

I am getting bigger. The push ups and sit ups are paying off. More muscles, less fat is what I am aiming for.
My new computer is working well. But I really miss my old one. So I open them both and try to look all professional like a stock trader and play with them both.
Then my mom is like "what the fuck do you need two of those things for?"
"cause I am starting an office, mum" I reply.
"sure you are Angie. Sure you are" as she walks away.
I have a hole in my sock, so I stick my big toe through it, so I look like a hobo kinda. The best thing to come outta Canadian TV was the show 'The littlest Hobo'. Its about this dog who saves the day everytime, then jumps on a train like a hobo and to solve the next mystery. Its like scooby doo, but with out the pot, and the stoner kids.
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