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Wednesday, November 10, 2004

"...light my candles in a daze cause I found god."


I really really hate the dentist, they are such guilt tripping, con-artists.
"did you brush your teeth 10000 times this week? NO?!!? Well then all your teeth are going to fall out unless you come here once a month and have us take care of it! What's that? You don't have any dental coverage, well here is your bill"

I have not been to the dentist since July, I used to go every month, cause the bill never used to bother me. I was paying around 200$ per month, to have my teeth cleaned and to have the lady that cleaned them yell at me for not flossing enough.

They actually play a DVD while you sit in the chair. Its not a cool DVD like the Matrix or something along those lines. Its a fucking movie about people who's teeth are falling out.



I am a mouth breather, and a heavy smoker, I also have never ever flossed my teeth. Some of you might find that disgusting, but flossing sucks. Who actually flosses on a regular? I have always wanted to ask my dentist that.
They all know I am a head strong question asker, so as soon as I get into the chair, they jam my mouth with so much plastic and latex I cant even ask them not to turn on the DVD.

The chick begins scraping at my teeth and making "hmmm" noises.
Hmmm? What bitch?!
let me get in ur mouth with one of those sharp ass stabber things and poke away at you.



So she continues to scrape, and probe. I think I would rather have my asshole probed then have my gums probed.
She sticks this thing up in your gum, and says something like "3mm hmmmm... you could have a problem if you don't start flossing more often"
"aculee ay nber fhoss" I respond in my secret, you have your hands in my mouth so I cant talk language.

Then the actual dentist will come in, throw on some gloves, look in my mouth, say the ever popular "hmmmm" ( I swear that is the only thing they learn at dental school) and walk back out the door.

They shove a toothbrush and some floss in my pocket, hand me the bill and basically throw me out the door.

Dentists are the #1 profession that kills themselves because of their job. Everyone hates their dentist.



Post script
every one has to go and check out my faveorite photographer. Nan Goldin
she is amazing and does a lot of work with trannies and such.

killed softly at 11/10/2004 11:13:00 AM
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