This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations

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Thursday, November 25, 2004

"everybody loves raymundo"


When I go out. I try not to get laid. Other people wear clean clothes and smell better then the average bum. Me I don't really care what I look, or smell like.
Ill use pick up lines like:
*holding napkin* "Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"

Or

"Do you think I am over dressed?" pointing to my outfit that consists of blue jeans a white shirt and a pinstriped jacket.

If the lack of 'my game' isn't absolutely obvious, or the girl hasn't slapped me in the face/poured a beer on my head, by this point, ill usually do something dumb like say her name wrong, or stare at the ground, or the cool poster on the wall. Then she thinks I am a space cadet, but really I am just thinking about the multiple ways you can divide the number 3505.
As you can tell. I have no problem not getting laid.


This girl and her dog said they wouldnt even lay me. well they didnt say that, but i can safely assume.

killed softly at 11/25/2004 01:10:00 AM
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