This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Thursday, November 18, 2004
How is it almost Christmas already?
Fuck.
I really don't like Christmas and never really have. Its just such a
synthetic holiday.
its Nov 17th as I write this, I was with a few friends and I explained:
"I really don't like Christmas, I don't want any gifts this year, and I am not going to buy any for anyone else, Im No Christmas this year"
"merry no Christmas to you" they replied.
People are already shopping, and running around worrying if they got the right gift for the right person. People are wearing Santa Claus socks. Or as I like to call him Satan Claus.
Because Santa is most defiantly the spawn of Satan. Kids are scared to sneeze cause they don't want to piss him off. Really do we have to trick our children into being good with promises of coal if they are bad?
It just so commercial it makes me sick, I guess you could call me a grinch, but I think that green guy had a valid point:

The Grinch hated Christmas!
The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were to tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Who-ville beneath
Was busy now, hanging a mistleoe wreath.
He was just a misunderstood loner, like me. I don't want to take away Christmas from everyone else, I just don't want to be involved. I don't wish to support sweat shops in china, cause just so you know, those kids are getting whipped extra hard cause they have just over a month till Christmas.
I just look for the darker side of things I guess, the ultimate pessimist.
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