This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
"Being a loser is the new cool"So I am sitting here at my desk writing, whilst I listen to a piece by the wonderful Ludwid Van. I love this song to death, but the problem is that, when you buy a new computer, they give you some 'sample' music to listen too that is preloaded onto the machine before it ever reaches your hands. This so called 'sample' music is only a minute or so long, and cuts off right at my favorite part of the song. As you can tell I am pissed of. This was going to be a post about how I am starting to appreciate the piano and classical musical again. About how much I love waking up to a beautiful symphony to start my day off right, to add a bounce in my step. But instead, cheap, shitty micro-soft(ha, sounds like a porn) has decided to ruin my night/day because they cant put the whole song on the computer. Why only put 1 min? Why bill gates?
So get this, I tried to post something yesterday, and it didn't work. So here is it is :
So get this, one year ago, today almost to the exact hour(aprox 4pm EST) my boy masta, and I were out for a boxing day cruise(aka looking for a joint, and being idiot). We were coming down this stupid street that has speed humps(a less the bright idea by the residents of said street) on it that are ment to make it a so called 'traffic calmed area' that is some serious snob terminology.
So back to the story we come up to this traffic light. It was green, there was a truck infront of us making a left turn, we waited behind to make the same left turn. The pick up drove through and we followed. I never saw the car heading straight for me. The next thing I can remember is the car being smoky and cloudy with the dust from the airbag. I jump out of the car to see that the dude had hit the front right tire of masta's subaru and hat taken out half the hood. I was within feet of dying. We waited around and the cops came and took their reports and charged masta for being an idiot. I was severely shaken up and had a bag of dope on me whilst talking to the cops, lemme tell ya I was sweating like a whore in church. This almost same thing happened to me a few weeks later while dropping masta off at the airport. This time I stashed the dope in the snow and went hunting for it afterwards. In both occurrences my friends cars were written off.
Ever since then I have been the most paranoid passenger( because I don't have my license but that is a whole other story.).
click this pic for a great song, covered by a talented artist.
So on Sunday night I went to go and see "meet the fuckers" or whatever. It was good, till I fell asleep. Man its strange all the movies I have gone to lately, I have totally passed out during. I really enjoy movies, I love to get sucked in by a great film. I don't understand why my brain just turns off as soon as I sit down in the movie theater's chair. Its like they play subliminal messages that make you fall asleep or something. The sound is so loud in there, but I seem to sleep like a baby. They are forcing me to do so, I know and feel it. They just want people to fall asleep and miss the movie, so that they will have to come back tomorrow, or whenever and watch it again. Damn you movie theaters, why? Why damn you?
ok that's enough bitching for now. Check you on the flip.
killed softly at 12/28/2004 01:37:00 AM
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