This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Saturday, December 25, 2004
"I can tell that we are going to be friends"Exchanging gifts is my least favorite part of the holiday season. You can think I am just saying this because im looking for an alternative lifestyle, or because of a bitter angstful childhood. But really I am rebelling against the molds of society.
Why are we forced to buy gifts for people you don't really care about. I can think of two reasons:
Reason A) They bought you a gift.
Reason B) They are so hurting that you are forced into buying them something they really need, or want. But don't really deserve.
After that comes Easter when a bunny comes and lays what other then chocolate eggs.
followed by mothers day, fathers day, secretary day. Fuck when is Angelo Day. That is what I am waiting for.
Im going to start a huge multi-media company like fox news or something and make an Angelo Day. A holiday on my b-day. Where people do nothing but complain about how lame the day actually is.
HA.
So then, in the last week I have met cool people, partied way to hard, and fell on the ice. Imagine what I could do if I still had all my brain cells. I love partying with old friends at the watering hole. Watching them all get drunk/fucked up, while I sit in my corner booth relaxing, listening to time tic by.
my friend James know what he is talking about.
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