This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Well, Tuesday. Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday.
where to begin.
I am always here to help anyone, no matter what it is you need, or what type of trouble you are in, I will run to the rescue like spider man. Even better, like spider man 2.
On Monday night, I pulled a friend off a bridge, she was unstable and ready to,....
so I grabbed her and took her somewhere safe. Nursed her, made her dinner, and put her to bed.
The next day we woke up, and she was still really upset, and unstable. I made an executive decsion, and took her to the hospital, and waited with her, as she got checked in. She called me last night and said that they had put her in a room that had glass walls, and she wasn't having a good time.
So today I will make her food, and buy her flowers, and sneak them into the hospital for her, and visit with her.
I feel like she is my responsibility, since I rescued her, and brought her there. I feel like a dad. I haven't felt like someone's father in months.
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I realized something scary last night. Something very scary. I think I am Adam Sandler. Ok IM not Adam, but I totally relate to his character in every movie he has made. Except for Happy Gilmore. I am not a golf. Nor hockey fan(unless its playoffs). I also relate to spiderman, well spiderman 2. He just wants to quit and get his girl, but he cant. That is something I deal with everyday.
wow, this turned out to be really depressing.
This Friday should be good, its my friends birthday, and we are going to be partying outta control, we have rented out one of the nicest restaurants in Toronto, and are going to the best club afterwards. Its going to be a party of about 100 people, all in suits and dresses. I wanted to wear a tacky T-shirt with a fake tuxedo front, but I couldn't find one anywhere, so I will just have to wear a suit. Im ok with that, hopefully this girl(on the right) will come through and be my date. I have to find her a black dress. this shouldnt be a problem.
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