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Sunday, January 16, 2005

Absinthe Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

That is my new Hookah. I really really love it. A friend of mine brought it back from Syria for me. It was a really great idea of him to do so, because I will smoke the shit outta this thing.

"I am Jacks writers block"

This weekend I went to guelph. Its pretty boring there, and not much to do. After a few minutes of convincing I got the serial drunk dialer, and finlayson to go and drink some absinthe for my entertainment. It was very nice of them to do such a thing, to drink for my enjoyment. They enjoyed it just as much as I, for they knew that I was overly jealous that they got to 'chase the green fairy' as I sat and supervised. What a strange occurrence of events unveiled that evening, or at least I think they did. My memory is seriously going on me. I think we went home and watched fight club. Now I feel even more like Tyler. Even my friends commented on how similar I am to that character.

Thursday night was one for the books. Its strange how a simple combination of 10 digits can make or break something. Thousands of phone calls are made everyday. Each one affecting someone somewhere. I don't want to think about that anymore cause it will make me totally and completed insane. So back to Thursday night. It started off as shit, then turned into the best party I have been too in a while. I went to some random bar in the bottom of some random hotel near the airport, and damn was that place jumping. I had a really fun time that is the just of it. I picked up two cougars upon walking in, and handed them to my gracious friend masta. He always loves a ladie or 2. or 4.

Last night I lost money, and tonite I am chilling with the coolest person in the whole friggin world. That's right. Coolest.

killed softly at 1/16/2005 09:44:00 PM

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