This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Tuesday, February 15, 2005

I am beyond addicted to EBAY. I wont lie to you, the computer has turned into my needle, and ebay the heroin. I have spent about $2000 since i first started ebaying about 3 weeks ago. I have bought Boss suits, and other clothing galore. Right now i am bidding on 2 TV's and a computer. I dont know what i will do if i win. I am really running low on cash. I might have to start selling on ebay. Speaking of selling, before i put this stuff on ebay i will give you all a chance to buy it. I have a Baseball glove signed by last years Yankee's, ummm a crate full of unopened 1991 uperdeck baseball cards(like 200 packs of unopened cards), I have a Diamond ring worth about 1200 USD it has never been worn, and is still in the box. I want to sell it for about 500 usd. Its really nice and has huge diamonds.
also i will be selling my body for $5 Or best offer.
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