This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Sunday, February 20, 2005
What up playa,
It's saturday night and i just got in from downtown...kinda pissed cause i blew it with some sweetie tonight...and ended up calling her sister a wannabe JAP, 'cept i didn't know it was her sister...thats how smooth i am...anyways when i was boozing with some people i saw some dude at the bar, kinda stragglin' and by himself so i went up to the bar like i normally do and starting chattin the guy...he was a hardcore local to hali and he ended being a fisherman, anyways he wouldn't stop talkin about sharks in the waters off nova scotia...and me being so intrigued with sharks...i started yappin back...i was like "what the hell do you know about sharks...your a fuckin fisherman...,man I did like 5 projects on them in public school, and I've seen Jaws like 30 times...don't even talk to me about sharks old man"...anyways he wasn't hearing me anymore...especially since I starting chanting the Jaws theme song..."duhnuh duhnuh duhnuh throughout the bar...point of my story which is ironic, and pretty much lmakes me look like a punk uni student...was a few minutes ago when got in, I searched up sharks caught in nova scotia in google...and came across a site where in september they caught a mako shark in yarmouth which isn't far from hali...and the fucked up thing...the old guy that i ripped on...is the older guy in the background (I'm positive) of this photo...THAT IS FUCKED UP...
Small world...but y'know me...it ain't gonna stop me form chirpin'...haha...I just needed to say that story to someone...
Peace Bro,
B
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