This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
A friend tells me about her stealing habits.
sisters who steal says:
but if i'm in a house i snoop around...not in drawers or anything but for little visible trinkets
sisters who steal says:
and then yoink...i can't resist
bo says:
u might have a problem
bo says:
tell me about some stuff you have taken from houses
sisters who steal says:
what do you mean
bo says:
like the trinkets you have collected
sisters who steal says:
tell you the story?
sisters who steal says:
makeup lately
sisters who steal says:
but other little things
sisters who steal says:
glass dolls
sisters who steal says:
wierd knives (like swiss arny)
sisters who steal says:
any gadget i see i take
bo says:
gadget? like tv remotes?
sisters who steal says:
but i only tkae one thing
sisters who steal says:
haha
sisters who steal says:
no
bo says:
i think you should start taking some tv remotes
sisters who steal says:
something like a swiss army knife
sisters who steal says:
things that fold
sisters who steal says:
ha
sisters who steal says:
riiight
sisters who steal says:
but that would be hilarious if i had a drawer full of stolen remotes
bo says:
i think it would be just funny cause the people lwould go mental looking for it
sisters who steal says:
seriously
sisters who steal says:
it would only be gratifying if you took them from your friends
sisters who steal says:
and then returned them later, once they had gotten used to changing the channel manually
bo says:
That is very sinisterly evil
sisters who steal says:
speaking of that. i once convinced a group of rugby players from the states that we dont' have remotes in canada in order to promote fitness. and that we had to smuggle them from the states
sisters who steal says:
they even called future shop
bo says:
just for the record, any previous invitations i have extended to you, to enter my home have now been revoked.
sisters who steal says:
dunb yankees
sisters who steal says:
lol
killed softly at 3/02/2005 12:57:00 AM
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