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Wednesday, March 23, 2005



I have a god-damn sty in my mother fucking eye. This thing is really starting too piss me off. I really don't like it. It is making me want to remove the affected eye lid with a potato peeler. It itches and burns like a bad case of herpes(so I have heard). I just did some research on these supposed things called sties. It basically told me not to pick my nose and touch my eye. Here is the thing though, usually after I pick my nose I stick that finger directly in my mouth, not my eye as they would have you believe.



Now I am to put a warm towel on my eye. Fuck! This post has become more embarrassing then I first imagined it would be.
Ok. Warm, wet, towel. Check.
gross infected eye lump. Check.
it seems to me that I am well on the road to recovery.
thanks for your support.

killed softly at 3/23/2005 01:39:00 PM
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