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Friday, March 25, 2005



This morning I realized that one of my countless ideas has been stolen by Siemens(the cell phone company). My idea came to me when I was hanging out with my friend Greg. He always gets really drunk and calls girls(the infamous 'drunk dial'). After witnessing my friend embarrass himself time and time again(Though he did get laid quite often from the 'drunk dial') I thought to myself: "Self, you should invent a cell phone that has a breath-a-lizer in it. Then Greg would not be able to make calls to girls while drunk. Saving him the embarrassment the next time he sees that/the girl(s) on campus."



All my dreams came crashing down, as I was reading my new edition of "Mens Health". Where it stated, that Siemens was in production of a cellular phone that will pick up on gases in the air, preventing people from making drunk dials. From now on I am going to get all my ideas patented. Fucking Siemens. SEMEN. fuck.

killed softly at 3/25/2005 11:46:00 AM
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