This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations

Friday, May 27, 2005

Ever since I was an early teen, I have had this conceded idea that a camera man, rather camera crew should follow me around where ever I go. I don't really remember what started this idea, but I think it had something to do with the movie Kids.

Last night, some asshole who thought he was hot shit, pushed over the news paper boxes, onto my friends car. My friend being the older man that sits in front of the bar every night for company. I really, really, really wanted to kick the dudes ass. He played it off like he did nothing, and acted all tough. The bartenders had to hold me back from eating him. I just cant fathom taking shit from a drunk jock asshole. My friends were not very impressed by him ever. The dude was so drunk he probably wont remember what I look like, or why I am so mad at him. And next time I see him, I am going to lay him down like Sunday dinner.

The Boat cruise is quickly approaching, if any of you in the GTA, want to come on a mega fun boat cruise party this Saturday, email me TODAY. I have a few tickets left that must be sold TODAY. Its gonna be a great time. You have my word on that.
Also the DVD release is next week. It promises to be a great time. If any of you want to see my lame acting skills, you will have to buy the DVD when it comes out to a store near you. Im sure it will be able to be bought by, next Saturday, and will be in stores by wakestock. Which is in Toronto, how fucking awesome is that? The party just seems to always come to me. This is the key to laziness.

I have a feeling that this weekend is going to be a great time, I love the first weekend where the weather is actually really warm. The question is, what to do tonight?

killed softly at 5/27/2005 09:31:00 AM

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