This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
When I first wake up in the morning, I am like a robot, programmed smoke endless amounts of cigarettes. I wake up, roll over, and begin to look for the smoke pack I so easily dismissed last night. I sometimes misplace my pack of smokes, and have no clue where I have thrown it. Its sometimes quite intense, you don't want to get in my way before I have had my morning cig(s).
Once I smoke the first smoke of the day, I become much more relaxed, and my brain starts to function again. I then ponder as to what I want to post about today, while sneezing about 15 times, since it seems to be allergy season for me.
I am the type of person who holds their sneezes in, and it makes me sound like a mouse. I did it the other day, and someone told me that I am going to make my sinus' explode if I don't let my sneezes out. I don't really know why I keep them in. I think it is because as a child I found sneezing very embarrassing and messy. So I made a habit back when I was 6 that still has not been broken to this day.
Next time I sneeze(which will be probably about 207 times before I finish this post) I will try to let it out, in all its glory. Covering my keyboard mouse and monitor in a equal mixture of saliva and snot.
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