This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations

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Sunday, June 26, 2005



apparently when I drink 15 shots of jager, and a tall glass of vodka I am not the ladies man I once believed myself to be. I tried talking to girls at the bar on Friday night, and well, it went a little something like this.

"(incoherent mumbo-jumbo)"
"what are you talking about you drunk?" she kindly replies
I then went on to compliment her shirt, then call her a stinky hippie...I think.
This is when she tossed her gum in the general direction of my face.

I put the ass in class, and let me tell you, that is how you strike out with class.



Last night was a bit of a different story, seeing as I didn't drink, and will probably never drink again after how I felt after Friday night. I went into Hamilton to a street party, where they apparently have Mardi Gras in June now. It was a beaded fiasco. Boobs, beeds, and beers were flying everywhere. It got to be a little to much for my friends and I so we went to a small dive bar off the strip, away from the beads that were being flinged like underwear at an orgy.

After we had, had our fill of the bar we all decided to further into the beast of the belly, and went to my friends house party which was conveniently in Hamilton also. It was a bunch of Italian dudes cooking lamb, while the girls waited gracefully in their lawn chairs. I was actually in heaven for about 14.5 minutes.

This past week has been Pride in Toronto. Gay pride that is. It is all ending today at the Pride Parade, this is a great means for entertainment while supporting a good cause. If you are in or around Toronto, I suggest you pop in and check it out.

killed softly at 6/26/2005 02:01:00 PM
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