This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Jenny had some TP stuck to her shoe as we left the club last night. I began to laugh really hard at her, cause she was drunk, and trying to heckle me about something. I then pointed to her shoe and said "nice TP. LOSER" she then realized that she shouldn't have been heckling anyone while she had TP stuck to her foot. We then went to rabba, where jenny was obsessed with getting a HD(hotdog) from one of the street meat vendors.
Jen and I speak to each other using only the first letters of the words we are about to say. For example "Hey J, Im coming by to S in your P." (S=swim, P=pool). Sometimes we take it way to far. To the point where we are just yelling letters at one another not even knowing what each other is saying.
We tried to find a word to use with every letter of the alphabet. But letters like F have too many uses. Fuck, Fat, Free, and a whole menagerie of others...
So we gave up on the alphabet idea. But if you ever see a hot blonde girl yelling and screaming letters at people, while having TP stuck to her shoe, don't think she is retarded. She is just my good friend Jen.
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