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Saturday, August 27, 2005

Holy sap-fest

Last night, I was overly worried because I thought it was my mothers birthday. This is an important day for me, cause well I love my mom, no matter how much I pretend to hate her.
I had not even said happy birthday to her. I felt like shit. This morning when she woke up, I gave her a hug, wished her a happy b-laded birthday, and apologized for not seeing or giving anything to her on her birthday.

With a huge smile on her face, she looks at me and says "today is my birthday, idiot."

killed softly at 8/27/2005 12:19:00 PM

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