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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

A list of things I did not, not do in Montreal: or How I learned to stopped worrying and love double negatives





1) I did not, not talk to a crazy blind bum from Oakville for about an hour on Sunday morning before going on the CIBC "walk for a cure".



2)I did not, not get really drunk at dinner on Sunday and spill red wine everywhere. What else did I not, not do? I did not, not get up in the middle of diner and get two more bottles of red wine from the SAQ next door for our table. L'Academy, classy joint. The food was really not, not shit though.



3)I did not, not get really wasted on Sunday, goto central station after diner, and hit on older women. I also did not, not take said older women and my friends to an after hours that I have been known to not, not frequent.



4)I did not, not convince a nice bartender at the local "dive" to drive me back to Toronto. We did not, not share the same taste in music, and this made the drive not, not fun.

killed softly at 10/11/2005 12:17:00 AM
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