This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations

Monday, November 07, 2005

she could hang from the sun ... put it out with her dark sun glasses

by reason of deduction I have decided that I only get laid because I have sex appeal.
You see, I am not the nicest guy in the world. I am more of an asshole then anything, Im not rich, or funny, My personality mirrors that of mud. Im not great looking, more of just your average Joe. But I like to dress well, I love to flirt, and I am confident. This gives me sex appeal, and sex appeal is far more powerful then any other force on this planet.
People say the sleep with people cause they: make them laugh, they are sweet... And this one takes the cake... Cause they love the person.
this makes me laugh. You don't have sex with someone cause you love them you have sex with them cause you want to fuck them. Its fairly simple, I love people, and a lot of these people I love, i would never think of banging.

Though my sexiness only appeals to about 1% of the population of the world, I still manage to get some. So to all you people out there reading this, not getting laid. Gather up some sex appeal. Remember, its not always about Love, and being nice. Hate fucking should be an olympic sport.

killed softly at 11/07/2005 10:11:00 AM

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