This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Thursday, December 08, 2005
All these people now a days are going to doctors. I friggin hate doctors.
"but they give you pills that make you feel happy!" Meh. I don't need happy pills. Well maybe in the doctors eyes I need them. But I say F that. I self medicate with delusions of grandeur, and randomly yelling at people.
You would be surprised, but it really works.
All of you out there on: Zoloft, Paxil, Wellbutrin, Lexapro, Celexa, Prozac....ect. ect. drop that shit like its hot, and try self medication. Do whatever it takes to make you crack a smile. Be it volunteering at the hospital, or spitting on old people. Just give it a shot. Don't let the drug pushers(doctors) get you addicted to their happy pills. Cause once you pop. You cant stop
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