This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
DAN NEARY - The True Hollywood Story
Daniel Neary was a special man, a man of talent, a man of style. On the outside he seemed like your everyday meterosexual but through his obnoxious laughter and odd but unique dancing gleamed his struggle. Dan Neary had a serious addiction. He was addicted to bottles. Any type of bottle as long as it carried a liquid, which could be mistaken for alcohol. Yes, did he love those bottles. The fame and endless attention it brought him, he could not get enough. It got to the point where he would sell his kind but tainted soul for bottles. His clothes were constantly on the market, just selling anything he owned so he could buy that next bottle. No matter where he went, whether it be Tokyo, Time, 1234 even Bifteck Dan would need his bottle. There was even a day when he would refuse to pay for cabs, coat-check anything that was not associated with his bottle. He was sinking, sinking fast. Finally, the day came where he decided to get out of the sinful city that was feeding his addiction. He was on the right track, or so we all hoped. Unfortunately, Dan Neary suffered a relapse and ended back in his city of gold where he could buy all the bottles his heart desired. It started off slow but once again he was spiralling out of control. No one could put a stop to it. All he wanted, he needed, was his bottles. One night after a manic episode of buying three bottles he disappeared. He was gone and no one could find him for they were all too overcome from those three evil bottles. To this day no one has seen or heard of him. Dan Neary had too many dances with the devil. There have beenrumorss of his whereabouts. There have been alleged sightings in Poland and Finland at the bottle factories were Dan Neary is trying to find never-ending happiness.
- Inspired by a little thing called procrastination….
killed softly at 12/06/2005 01:12:00 AM
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