This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Sunday, June 04, 2006
"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person"Arab man update---
I saw the sick Persian man I called the ambulance for. I asked him "how are you feeling today?"
he looked at me shocked, like he had never met me before. He was stoned as hell last time we met though, so I don't blame him for not remembering me.
"im the guy who called the ambulance for you last week!? Remember ?"
"ah yes" he replied "I am doing much better, as soon as I got to the hospital, I felt 100% and I left" he chuckled.
"well that was a good waste of money wasn't it?" I remarked. "next time just chill out and watch a lava lamp or something."
turns out the dude lives in my building. Gonna be a lot of uncomfortable situations in the future.
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