This Is The Most Public of My Many Humiliations
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Wow, I was wasted on Thursday night.I drank a few bottles of vino in celebration of a few things, far to private to mention here.
But as the story goes, when ever I get wasted, I cause shit.
Im like a 4 year old kid with ADD, I break pretty much ne thing I touch. And drink ne thing that is in sight.
From what I remember from the evening I squirted mustard all over a restaurant where they continued to serve me smoked meat until I felt like I was gonna exploded.
They were not impressed with the mustard
Angelo + 4 bottles of red = disgusting mess
I came home covered in mustard, and what appeared to be ketchup, though I am not sure.
I then passed out cold.
I came home for the weekend.
suburbia is lame
the end
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